We’re playing Lost Mines of Phandelver. I’m DM for the first time and the group if a bunch of equally inexperienced players, and they just entered Phandalin with one fighter unconscious and carrying an unconscious enemy goblin. Our conscious fighter, a chaotic good man named Sue, was tasked by the Sorcerer to get a healing potions from the shop. The following conversing happens between Sue and the shopkeep.
Shopkeep (me): Oh, um, how may I help you?
Sue, screwing with the shopkeep: My wife sent me here to buy some healing potions.
Shopkeep: The— the, uh, girl with the blue skin is your wife? (he’s referring to the gensai rogue as she was the only female)
Sue: No.
Shopkeep: One of the others is female?!
Sue: No.
Shopkeep: Then what…?
Sue: You see I’m from another town, and my wife sent me here to buy some healing potions.
Shopkeep [sceptical]: You came all the way here and fought some goblins to buy healing potions. Why? Couldn’t you have bought them in your town?
Sue: Oh, we don’t believe in healing potions in my town.
“The paternoster elevator at Prague City Hall. These door-less, continuously moving lifts are the 1860s invention of Peter Ellis, an architect from Liverpool, and were once popular all over Eastern Europe and Germany before production ended in the 1970s over safety concerns. ” Video courtesy Jada Yuan
you ever just instantly develop an irrational fear
my toddler brain immediately thought “in what brutal manner will you be crushed if you don’t get out at the last floor” but it turns out thats not one of the ways they will kill you
My university has one of these. It’s a really underwhelming going over the top or underneath.
In Brazil there’s a drag pageant called “Miss Gay Brasil”, and back in 2009 the representative from Espírito Santo was the big winner.
Boiling with anger, the São Paulo representative comes up behind her while she was being interviewed, and, as you can imagine, SNATCHES HER WIG(and crown).
Funny enough, we don’t really use this very much, and if we do, it’s not in portuguese, but rather in english.
